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The Twelve Days of Christmas
a homily for the season

The twelve days of Christmas are the twelve days that follow Christmas between Christmas and Epiphany (January 6th), which is when the three wise men supposedly arrived on the scene bearing gifts. It is NOT the twelve days before Christmas as many erroneously believe.

The old tradition of giving a gift on each of the twelve days has for all intents and purposes disappeared. However, in some families, the tradition of giving Christmas gifts on each of those twelve days still persists.

Most people know of the twelve days of Christmas from the yuletide carol.

But, are you familiar with the origin of the song, "The Twelve Days of Christmas?"  If you listen carefully the words seem to be nonsense set to rhyme and music. However, it was written with a serious purpose.

It is more than just a list of twelve silly gifts. Catholics in England during the period 1558 to 1829 were prohibited by law to practice their faith either in public or private. It was illegal to be Catholic. [Note: Parliament finally emancipated Catholics in England in 1829.]

"The Twelve Days of Christmas" was written in England as one of the "catechism songs" to help young Catholics learn the basics of their faith. In short, it was a memory aid. Since the song sounded like rhyming nonsense, young Catholics could sing the song without fear of imprisonment. The authorities would not know that it was a religious song. Actually, the catechism to which it referred was rather ecumenical, it could even be claimed to be protestant if cornered.

The song's gifts had hidden meanings to the teachings of the Catholic faith.

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The "true love" mentioned in the song doesn't refer to an earthly suitor, but it refers to God Himself.

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The "me" who receives the presents refers to every baptized person. i.e. the church.

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The partridge in a pear tree is Christ Jesus, the Son of God. In the song, Christ is symbolically presented as a mother partridge in memory of the expression of Christ's sadness over the fate of Jerusalem: "Jerusalem! Jerusalem! How often would I have sheltered thee under my wings, as a hen does her chicks, but thou wouldst not have it so..."
 

Twelve Symbols



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  1. Partridge in a pear tree = The One true God revealed in the person of Jesus Christ

  2. Turtle Doves = The Old and New Testaments

  3. French Hens = Faith, Hope and Charity

  4. Calling Birds = the Four Gospels and/or the Four Evangelists

  5. Golden Rings = The first Five Books of the Old Testament, the "Pentateuch" which contain the law condemning us of our sins.

  6. Geese A-laying = the six days of creation

  7. Swans A-swimming = the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the seven sacraments of the Catholic faith

  8. Maids A-milking = the eight beatitudes

  9. Ladies Dancing = the nine Fruits of the Spirit

  10. Lords A-leaping = the ten commandments

  11. Pipers Piping = the eleven faithful apostles

  12. Drummers Drumming = the twelve points of doctrine in the Apostle's Creed

*original source of symbol meaning: an article from Catholic Information Network that was discovered in 1995 by Fr. Hal Stockert of "Fishnet".

THERE IS A MORAL IN WHAT I HAVE JUST TOLD YOU!

. . . Hardly a word of it is true! The above is an urban myth that first hit the internet when the internet was very new in 1995.  It appeared on the Fishnet web site from the Catholic Information Network (by Fr. Hal Stockert).  Fishnet later withdrew the page.

        However, this urban myth has spread through the net like wildfire and there are those who now defend its authenticity.  The original source has long withdrawn its claim to the story.  It's our generations contribution to the ever widening Christmas legends. 

        According to
A Celebration and History, by Leigh Grant, the written lyrics to "The Twelve Days of Christmas" first appeared in Mirth without Mischief in the early 1780s in England. Grant states that the tune to which these words are sung apparently dates back much further and came from France. Mirth without Mischief describes "The Twelve Days of Christmas" as a type of memory game played by children in those days. A leader recited the first verse, the next child recited the second verse, and so on until someone missed a verse. There was no religious significance. At any rate this contemporary urban myth makes for a good story... perhaps as good as the song itself.  You can bet it will become gospel with the passing of time.

        I submit this Christmas homily to you simply to illustrate how "truth" accumulates over time, especially when there is no reference point upon which it can be based.  That is why Unitarian Universalism is so vital in our world today, UU's are dedicated to sorting the wheat from the chaff.  At the end of the day Polonius in Shakespeare's Hamlet defines Unitarian Universalism's mission about right on the money, "This above all: t
o thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man."

        The Twelve Days of Christmas? 

        Here is another contribution that our generation has added to the ongoing saga of Christmas.  Enjoy!

December 26

Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA

Dearest Bill:

a partridge in a pear treeI went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a wonderful thoughtful gift! I couldn't have been more surprised.

With deepest Love and Devotion,

Sara
   
         
   
December 27

Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA

Dearest Bill:

two turtle dovesToday the postman brought your most wonderful gift. Just imagine - two turtle doves! I'm delighted at your very sweet gift. They are just adorable. I will have to get a cage for them.

With deepest Love,

Sara

         
 
December 28

Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA

Dearest Bill:

three french hensOh! Your third gift arrived! You really went too far, I think. I don't deserve such generosity - three French hens. They are just lovely, but I must protest - you've been way too kind.

Love,
Sara
 
         
   
December 29

Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA

Dearest Bill:

four calling birdsToday the postman delivered four calling birds. Now, really, they're quite nice, but now I have 10 birds and nowhere to put any more....so please, no more birds!! But, thanks.

Affectionately,
Sara

         
December 30

Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA

Dearest Bill:

five golden rings
What a surprise! Another present....and not a bird this time! Wow! Today the postman delivered five golden rings, one for each finger. You're just too extravagant, but I love it! Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves, but the rings are wonderful...and so quiet!!

All my love,
Sara
   
         
 
December 31

Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA

Dear Bill:

six geese a-laying
When I opened the door there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are huge! And it was bird poop that they were laying..complete with a large count of coloform bacteria. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining. The police came by with a formal complaint, and I can't sleep through all the racket. I guess I have my own noise-makers for the new years eve celebration tonight.

Please stop. NO MORE BIRDS!!

Cordially,
Sara
 
         
 
January 1

Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA

Bill:

seven swans a-swimmingHappy New Year...to some people. It hasn't been so happy with me. What's with you and those dumb birds? Seven swans a-swimming. What kind of practical joke is this? There's bird guana all over the house and they never stop squawking. I could not sleep all night and I'm a nervous wreck. You have gone too far, bird brain. STOP SENDING BIRDS. NO MORE BIRDS!! GOT IT?

Sincerely,
Sara
 
         
January 2

Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA

OK, WISE GUY:

eight maids a-milkingI think I prefer the birds over this. What am I going to do with eight maids a-milking? It's not enough with all those birds and eight maids a-milking, but they had to bring their cows. Have you ever smelled a yard full of cow patties? Their piles are all over the lawn, and I can't move in my own house. Leave me alone. NO MORE OF YOUR "GIFTS".

Sara
   
         
   
January 3

Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA

Hey, Vacuum-for-a-brain:

nine ladies dancingWhat are you? Some kind of freak? Now there's nine ladies dancing...right in the smelly you-know-what and tracking it all over my house. The way they've been bickering with the milk maids, I hesitate to even call them ladies. You'll get yours, buddy.

Sara
         
January 4

Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA


You rotten piece of cow patty:

ten lords a-leapingWhat's with the ten lords a-leaping? I have threatened to break their legs so that they can never leap again. All 23 of the birds are dead. They've been trampled to death by the leapers, the dancers, and the cows. At least, I don't have to worry about them any more. However, the cows are mooing all night having gotten diarrhea. My living room is a sewer! The City Commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause why my house shouldn't be condemned.

I'm filing a complaint to the police about you!

One who means it.

   
         
 
January 5

Miss Sara Truelove
Somewhere, USA

Listen, brainless:

eleven pipers pipingNow there's eleven pipers piping. And they never stop piping... except when they're chasing those maids or dancing girls. The cows are getting very upset and are sounding worse than the birds ever did. What am I going to do? There is a petition going around to evict me from the neigborhood.

I hope you're satisfied, you rotten, vicious swine.

Your sworn enemy,
Sara

 
         
   
January 6

Law Offices
Sue, Pillage, and Plunder
1313 Grunge St
Somewhere, USA

Dear Sir:

twelve drummers drummingThis is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve drummers drumming which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Sara Truelove. The damage, of course, was total. She was found beating her head against the wall to the beat of the twelve drums. If you should attempt to reach Miss Truelove at Happy Glen Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter please find attached a warrant for your arrest.

Cordially,
Law Firm of
Sue, Pillage, and Plunder

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